Mr. Shoe

Feb 1

I am at a heightened level of sexual tension. Here’s an example, I was filling my water and an attractive women I work with were having a little banter back and forth..After she walked away “snap” went the toothpick that was in my mouth. No I don’t hang out with toothpicks in my mouth all the time. I had just finished a granola bar. I blame the girls who make me text them dirty things. I am wasting my time in Logistics, I should write kinky erotica.

It’s time

After 3 moves, I think I will get a new license today. We’ll see how busy it is when I walk in. I did fill out the form so fingers crossed.

Jan 30

“What!? I’m a Super Villain, these are the type of girls I’m attracted to.” -Mr Shoe

Jan 29

Omaha Comic Book Convention

I’m trying to get all my friends to go. All my Tumblr Omaha friends should go too.

Jan 27

Wanna look cool & tall? Have your kid take pictures while they’re sitting down. Then find it a week later and laugh.

Jan 25

Today I booked flights to Chicago in June for a vacation with Lil Shoe. Father’s Day should take a week to celebrate.

Jan 21

Teefury is a cheap date

Last night I was starting to feel drunk at the bar. To save myself from making some poor decisions I turned to my phone and ended up buying a t shirt online. I kinda remember doing that. Hopefully I didn’t splurge and get next day shipping.

Jan 20

Lil Shoe is sick today. My little super scientist and I are watching Morgan Freeman Wormhole.

My Rory girl had to get a haircut.

Jan 19

Life lesson

When asked what you are doing? Say “nothing.”

When you are calling a buddy to ask if he’ll go to a party for art show you’re in. Don’t lead in with you are waiting for your cat to finish getting groomed.

Jan 18