Mr. Shoe

The hot streak of awesome fortunes supersedes an crappy horoscopes. From dinner tonight.

Fuck. I am on a hot streak.

Translation: Be a manipulative dick. Kinda sucky fortune.

This fortune cookie makes me happy. My mom flipped out when she read it at lunch. Weird thing was her fortune was almost identical. Proves how similar we are. A good reminder to be true to myself everyday.

Today’s fortune.

I haven’t posted a fortune in a long time. This was a good one.

We will see….

I am like an owl!

Excellent!!

Double fortune! What does it mean?

I think my luck is good today. Lil Shoe and I were heading to Omaha but I turned around cause I needed a warmer jacket. When we got down the road after our back track there was a very very bad accident that happened in front of us. We could been in that accident. This is my 2,010th post.

What’s up with my super positive fortunes lately? Daddy daughter is always beautiful.

Lil Shoe told me think of the best wish ever.

From my dinner a few nights ago. 

I’m trying